I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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