That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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