How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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