Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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