White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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