Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
