he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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