Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives