i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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