STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
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I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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