i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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