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• (630): View more from Illinois

  do you know how bad I want you right now?

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  As bad as i want you to stop texting me?

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  is that a hint?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.

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  yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.

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• (631): View more from New York

  i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .

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• (707): View more from California

  The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.

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