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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous

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• (408): View more from California

  My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."

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• (817): View more from Texas

  You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good

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• (914): View more from New York

  I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce

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• (661): View more from California

  All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.

  (310): View more from California

  I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE

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• (425): View more from Washington

  When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.

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