Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.