I want to stick my p in your. b.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
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Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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