watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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