Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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