Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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