You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.