david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
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I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.