who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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