butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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