carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
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I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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