No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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