hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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