I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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