I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
How external is "for external use only"?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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