Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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