The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
where does the pee come out of this thing
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Help. Why am I so naked?
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