their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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