why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Help me help you realize you are a moron
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
