nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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