now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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