you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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