If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It's never too late to be topless.
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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