I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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