I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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