the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she looked like the before picture.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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