he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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