UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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