I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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