Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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