all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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