32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Randomize
