found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Randomize
