glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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