The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage