My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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