So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I think people are normalizing furries
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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