when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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