We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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