At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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