Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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