That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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