i don't like sucking hair
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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