Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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