drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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